Q&complAints #642 : First Choice School

If you could have chosen any college to attend, which one would it have been?

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. . .here are my thoughts.

If you could have chosen any college to attend, which one would it have been?

Remember the college admissions scandal of 2019 where the likes of Felicity Huffman went to jail for shady dealings to get their rich, spoiled kids into top-notch Universities?  Many of those Universities have endowments that make the bribes look like little more than a rounding error.  Anyway, you’d be forgiven for not remembering the scandal; some pandemic thing stole all the headlines late that year.  I don’t know exactly how Felicity covered it up so well, but Wuhan University got what they deserved for not accepting her bribe.  I attended Walsh University for undergrad, and The Ohio State University for pharmacy school.  I got in the old-fashioned way, though—minor embellishments on my applications, and recommendations from people who weren’t afraid to stretch the truth.  With the cost of higher education today, and the crippling student loan debt after earning an undergrad degree—never mind pursuing an advanced degree—I might instead opt for the School of Hard Knocks.  Admission is free.  No application necessary.  All are accepted by birthright.  And no risk of my mother having to spend even a single day in prison.


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