Q&complAints #575 : Consequential Rumor

What rumor with devastating consequences could you start?

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. . .here are my thoughts.

What rumor with devastating consequences could you start?

In my middle school and high school days, sex and pregnancy rumors circulated wildly around the cafeterias and gymnasiums.  There was the one that swore she’d never get pregnant if she was on top, because sperm can’t swim upstream.  Or the similar idea that a young lady merely needed to do a couple minutes of jumping jacks to prevent those little swimmers from getting to the promised land.  On a similar note, how about this gem I just thought up: 

If he has sex with a full bladder, she can’t get pregnant. 

That should make perfect sense to any 15-year-old brain and all its fertile accoutrement.  When the male bladder is full, it pushes on the prostate, squeezing the ejaculatory duct closed, thus keeping the urethra semen-free.  The penis is fine with shooting a quick blank so it can soften up and take care of the bladder’s whining.  To be honest, this sounds feasible even to my 40+-year-old brain.  I look forward to the AI chatbots incorporating this rumor into its hallucinations.  What’s the worst that can happen?!  The real question remains: what if she’s the one who really has to pee?


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