Q&complAints #570 : Criminal Advice

What advice would you give to criminals?

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. . .here are my thoughts.

What advice would you give to criminals?

Chaos Terminal, by Mur Lafferty, is the second in her “The MidSolar Murders” series.  Each book is marketed as a “murder mystery in space.”  There certainly was a murder in this one.  We don’t find out who committed the crime until the end of the book.  The setting is a space station in—you guessed it—space.  It would seem all the qualifications exist to name the series as such.  And, sure enough, Mur went right along with the tried-and-true stepwise approach that mystery readers demand of the genre.  Yet at no time did I care one iota who murdered the intractable asshole with no redeeming qualities.  I found myself rooting for our Sherlock Holmes-esque detective to fail at her sleuthing this time.  Late in the book, our assailant attempted to end the life of a woman who had been put on a pedestal—the antithesis of the douchebag corpse people would sooner piss on than shed a tear over. My thoughts on the murderer getting his just deserts shifted 180° when she was nearly killed.  May this be a lesson to all criminals out there: only do bad shit to shitty people!  


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