Q&complAints #541 : New Neighbor

Who would you love to have living next door?

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. . .here are my thoughts.

Who would you love to have living next door?

The GOAT: Lionel Messi.  There’s a lot of caveats here, though.  First off, if I lived in a house near the best footballer the world has ever seen, Messi would not be said to live next door to me.  I would live next door to Messi.  The big dog takes precedence: T-Swizzle isn’t Travis Kelce’s girlfriend; the tight end is Taylor Swift’s boy-toy.  Messi would be the top dog in any neighborhood he lived in.  I also don’t particularly want to move to Miami, where Messi currently plies his trade.  Not least because his yearly property taxes are about a quarter of my current home’s value.  But if you were to offer me, say, a $25 million home for free—sign me up!  I’ll worry about that minor issue of taxes later.  When Messi moved into his 10,500-sq.ft. residence in the private, gated community of Bay Colony, his neighbors’ home values soared instantly.  One local claimed the value of his $20 million mansion skyrocketed to $45 million because of his new, world-famous neighbor.  Messi—the greatest footballer ever.  Perhaps in retirement he’ll become the world’s greatest real estate magnate as well. 


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  1. I would like to have my sons living next door. One on each side. Then we’d see each other more

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