Q&complAints #540 : Can’t Make Rent

What would you do if you couldn’t afford rent?

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. . .here are my thoughts.

What would you do if you couldn’t afford rent?

Jennifer Lawrence has a full-frontal nudity scene on a beach in the film No Hard Feelings.  I imagine the answer she gave her agent when asked if she’d be willing to bare all went something like this:  

“They leaked nude photos of me on the Internet a few years back—I didn’t get a fuckin’ dime!  Might as well let my ta-tas and whatnot hang out and collect 7 or 8-figures.  But if it’s not 8-figures, you’re fired.” 

Lawrence earned $25 million for the gig, so I imagine her agent’s still employed.  My money-related question about the film concerns the two untouched lobster dinners at their makeshift “prom.”  Who paid the bill after they abruptly left the restaurant?  Was her date’s piano serenade of “Maneater” payment enough since it thoroughly entertained the diners?  I’m sure the waiter would still like to collect his tip.  There’s guaranteed to be Many Hard Feelings if the server saunters naked into the leasing office, attempting to pay rent to the lady at the desk via his own rendition of “Maneater.” 

Watch out, boy, she’ll call the cops

(Oh-oh, here they come)

I’m a nude tenant


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