Q&complAints #520 : Induction Ceremony

What Hall of Fame induction ceremony (real or fictional) would you like to attend?

Post your answer in the LEAVE A COMMENT section below. I’m not the boss of you, though. Don’t write anything for all I care! If you do, you’ll be instantly inducted into the UrProbablyRight HOF.
questions answers signage

. . .here are my thoughts.

What Hall of Fame induction ceremony (real or fictional) would you like to attend?

Halls of Fame are a bit silly.  If they must exist, though, I wouldn’t mind being in one.  Technically, I have been—I’ve visited the Pro Football Hall of Fame numerous times in my youth.  But I think you know what I mean.  My best shot would be induction into Austintown Fitch High School’s HOF.  What are my qualifications?  Well, I’m glad you asked.  Varsity letterman, six times over: soccer and tennis, three years each.  I was voted MVP of the tennis team both sophomore and junior year, and captain senior year when I worked my way up to #1 singles.  But soccer is where I truly excelled.  I was a rock of a central defender sophomore year, garnering accolades traditionally reserved for upperclassmen.  I progressed up the pitch, season after season, ultimately playing central striker senior year.  In fewer than 20 games that season, I tallied 27 goals and 23 assists!  Erling Haaland would be jealous of those stats.  In my mind, there are really only two questions.   

  1. Does Fitch even have a Hall of Fame?
  1. Would I bother attending the induction ceremony? 

  

Check out ALL previous Q&complAints posts here!

Leave a Comment