Q&complAints #500 : Airplane Cargo

What should never be allowed on an airplane?

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. . .here are my thoughts.

What should never be allowed on an airplane?

Bullet Train is a movie that takes heavy inspiration from notable movies.  There’s the obvious borrowing from Weekend at Bernie’s: a dead man is propped up to appear passed out drunk; his arm is also stealthily moved to wave hello out the train’s window.  Snakes on a Plane is another gimme (along with something that should never be allowed).  Here, though, it was a single, very deadly snake on a train.  Since they’re on a bullet train, Speed is immediately conjured to mind.  Just disregard the different mode of transportation, and that the train comes to a complete 60-second stop at each station.  The film has an overall Knives Out vibe in that the intricacies of the plot—especially who wants who dead and why—are elucidated as the film progresses.  But mostly, it features the humor and wackiness of the Deadpool franchise.  Understandable since both Bullet Train and Deadpool 2 were directed by David Leitch.  Viewers were even rewarded with a 2-second, uncredited, dialogueless Ryan Reynolds cameo.  I can hear Samuel L. Jackson now:  

“Enough is enough!  I have had it with Ryan-motherfucking-Reynolds in every motherfucking movie!  That’s my motherfucking M.O.!” 

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