Q&complAints #477 : Book Character

What book character played a major role in your childhood?

Post your answer in the LEAVE A COMMENT section below. I’m not the boss of you, though. Don’t write anything for all I care! You should think of it as a major character-building exercise.
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. . .here are my thoughts.

What book character played a major role in your childhood?

I’ve never been in a book club.  Wait … I take that back.  I was in Catechism for two years in middle school.  Catechism is basically a multi-year book club where you don’t get to enjoy cocktails while gabbing about what you read.  The wine comes only after two years of study and a verbal test before the congregation.  Even then, it’s just a single sip every Sunday.  And it’s non-alcoholic!  Various sections of the Bible are assigned as homework.  You learn about personalities, needs, motivations, and flaws of many characters—especially the character who played a major role in my childhood: Jesus.  We memorized a bunch of famous verses so we could, I don’t know, someday answer a Jeopardy! question.  Or, I guess, question a Jeopardy! answer.  And for some God-forsaken reason, I committed the order of every book of the Bible to memory.  I still memorize chapter titles of most novels I read: 1, 2, 3, etc.  But, come on, two years studying a single book!?  Youths indoctrinated by Catechism should be much superior readers to non-pious youngsters.  No word on which group is more prone to alcoholism.


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