Q&complAints #475 : Terrible Place

Where would be a terrible place to find yourself tomorrow?

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Where would be a terrible place to find yourself tomorrow?

FC Cincinnati began playing in MLS a handful of seasons ago.  A rivalry was immediately manufactured with the Columbus Crew who have been around since the league’s inception.  All rivalries need a unique naming convention—a clever hook.  On I-71, between the two cities, on the east side of the highway, is a sign that gives this rivalry its moniker: The Hell Is Real Derby.   

As good a name as any.  The only reason I’d be content being near that sign tomorrow is if I were making a run to Kentucky for a large purchase of discounted bourbon.  I’d be even less keen to find myself in the actual Hell that sign references.  That would mean I’m 1) dead; 2) objectively wrong about an afterlife; and 3) far too hot for my liking.  But if the situation comes to pass, I promise my final blog post will consist of a full accounting of all the goings on in Hell … or, who knows, maybe Heaven.  Either way, there will surely be complaints! 

[Note to self: Write post about life in Hell.  Continually reschedule it to follow the last scheduled post.] 


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