Q&complAints #472 : Useless Talent

What is the most useless talent you possess?

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. . .here are my thoughts.

What is the most useless talent you possess?

It was never made completely clear why the mom and dad in Ticket to Paradise supposedly harbored such immense hatred for one another.  It reminded me of those teen movies where some plain-looking, unpopular girl gets a makeover just before senior prom.  From a simple caterpillar in paint-laden overalls, she emerges a gorgeous butterfly in a sexy dress.  Her glasses and hair tie have molted, replaced with contacts and a volumizing conditioner.  We already knew the actress was a 27-year-old hottie—we have the Internet!  The same concept exists in the on-screen relationship of Julia Roberts and George Clooney; their dialogue indicates they loathe one another, yet no viewer believes for an instant they won’t be back together by the closing credits.  Julia reveals the “Banana Trick”—a fully encased banana is peeled open and found to already be sliced into bite-sized pieces.  There’s no way George won’t return to a woman who can do magic with a banana … if you catch my drift.  The Internet taught me the “Banana Trick” secret, which is now the most useless talent I possess.  Although it is nice to have my dog’s banana-tax pre-sliced.


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