Q&complAints #364: New Perfume

What would be a terrible name for a new perfume?

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. . .here are my thoughts.

What would be a terrible name for a new perfume?

Some dogs love frolicking in the rain.  Others prefer to piss in the house rather than get a single drop on their coat.  Some dogs love a good bath or swim.  Others begin full-body shivering, or doggy-paddling through the air when lifted toward the tub.  When any of them get wet, they exude that musty, wet dog smell.  I left work recently, into the darkness of a night forecasted with a 0% chance of rain.  I trust you’ve come to the correct assumption—rain by the bucketful!  Absent an umbrella, I sloshed through innumerable puddles—cursing the piss-poor efforts of the parking lot’s pavers with each step.  Closing the car door behind me, I smelled instantly of wet dog.  I’m a fella who tends to shave his arms and chest because … I don’t need to justify myself to you!  Anyway, clippers hadn’t touched my body for a couple months, so Sasquatch was in full effect.  A sniff of my damp arm mimicked the scent of my dogs shaking off after a forced excursion outside during an autumn downpour.  I smelled like the newest, poorly selling perfume scent: 

Wet Dog


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