If you wrote a smooth love song, what would you title it?
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. . .here are my thoughts.
If you wrote a smooth love song, what would you title it?
If you are to believe The Last Duel—a film based on a non-fiction book—it seems the activities in the 14th century were quite limited: wine and dine, fight or f**k. Back then, rape of a female by a male was not a crime against the woman. Instead, it was considered a crime committed against her husband, since women were considered property. A suitor would negotiate with his potential father-in-law over the dowry he’d receive. Along with human property, the groom would traditionally get some combination of money and land. His bride was then to produce offspring—preferably male—with haste. But it was well known she’d only to be able to conceive if she enjoyed herself, experiencing what was called—for unexplained reasons—“The Little Death.” Obviously, this ridiculousness could have been experimentally debunked had pregnant women been permitted to admit to having never had an orgasm. A husband’s fragile ego, however, would not allow such scientific advancement. Imagine traveling 700 years into the past. After a long evening of wining and dining, those who aren’t fighting enjoy my smooth, climactic love song, The Little Death.
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Do we really need a song to be in love ?
Sure don’t. As long as we have podcasts!