Q&complAints #264: In the Freezer

If you opened the freezer now, what would you love to find?

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. . .here are my thoughts.

If you opened the freezer now, what would you love to find?

The Golden Records on the Voyager probes are undoubtedly the most expensive time capsule humans have ever produced.  Intended to tell aliens about Earth and the inhabitants of it, the Records are much more likely to be intercepted by future generations of space travelers hailing from Earth than by a lifeform originating from another star system.  The probes can travel for 40,000 more years and still be closer to our solar system than to any other.  As Earthlings become an interstellar species in centuries to come, some quadrillionaire businessperson will undoubtedly fund a mission to the frozen confines of interstellar space to intercept one of the Voyager probes and return it to Earth.  In so doing, they’ll hold bragging rights over all other quadrillionaires, and—of course—turn the Golden Record into a medallion that’d make any rapper jealous.  I’ll never travel into deep space, but I can delve into the deep confines of my freezer.  There, I’d love to find the top tier of our wedding cake as a 13-year time capsule.  After all, a frostbitten cake will always hold bragging rights over no cake at all.

3 thoughts on “Q&complAints #264: In the Freezer”

  1. 13 year frozen cake would be better than 56 year frozen cake. That sounds horrible. Right now my freezer has no cookies because I let me daughter serve them at her school meetings. She is the Assistant Superintendent of Schools in Poland. Her office is very close to me. It’s easy to call Mom Door Dash to get them to her. She uses them to appease her employees. I wish my freezer was full of cookies again. Although, even if it was she would empty it in a heartbeat.

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