Q&complAints #226: To Do List

What is the #1 thing on your “To Do List”? 

Post your answer in the LEAVE A COMMENT section below. I’m not the boss of you, though. Don’t write anything for all I care! You shouldn’t bother putting it on your list. Just do it now!
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. . .here are my thoughts.

What is the #1 thing on your “To Do List”? 

This isn’t a hypothetical question.  I actually maintain a daily “To Do List.”  It’s not numbered, so much as just a list of activities I need to (or would like to) complete.  Perpetually on that list is: shave.  Hair is so annoying!  Bald men don’t realize how lucky they have it.  Eventually shave gets rewritten in all caps: SHAVE.  Then circled.  Then highlighted.  But always there.  The main reason I sport a beard is so I don’t have to shave more than about once a week.  I’ve found the lengthier my beard is the more my wife disapproves, but the less often I have to tidy up my neck and cheeks.  But it’s not only my face that requires shaving.  Less frequent hair removal is demanded of my chest, back, arms, and bathing suit area—anterior and posterior.  If it’s been more than 3 months since I’ve last trimmed any of those parts, I can eat popcorn or spinach with impunity.  I’m a walking dental floss dispenser!  Like I said—hair is annoying.  The only thing more annoying is having to shave said hair, fully knowing it’ll come right back. 

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