Q&complAints #209: Smaller, Please

What one thing do you wish was smaller?

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. . .here are my thoughts.

What one thing do you wish was smaller?

The only famous Heffron’s I’m aware of are John and Eric. John Heffron won the 2nd season of Last Comic Standing some years ago. John pronounces his name as HEFF-ron. I’ve been asked how to properly pronounce my surname. I’ve heard variations: HEFF-ron, HEFF-rin, heff-RIN. I once asked my father which is correct, figuring he should know. With a shrug of his shoulders, though, he admitted he didn’t. Further, I don’t think he cared one bit. I 100% agree with him in that respect. As the saying goes, “Call me anything, so long as you don’t call me late to dinner.” Eric Heffron is the other Heffron of note. I’ve seen his name in the credits of numerous films as First Assistant Director. No Second Assistant Director role for a Heffron, amirite?! Anyway, neither my brother nor I have kids, so there goes our little segment of the gene pool. Too bad, too, because there really isn’t much in the way of genetic diseases or predisposition to illnesses in our family history. For the future health of our species, I sure wish there were a smaller number and prevalence of genetic diseases.

8 thoughts on “Q&complAints #209: Smaller, Please”

  1. I agree. Not too old for children. Maybe your child would d O something incredible. Who knows what you are keeping from the world.

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  2. You are right. When someone cooks for me I really appreciate it. I love watching others cook and giving me ideas

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  3. As far as kids go, you still have time. But that is none of my business. Just saying. With a name like Niro I get it pronounced N E R O and N I R O with the I sound. And with the first name of Sue Ann, I get Sue, Susan, Susie, and the most popular Suzanne. And every once in a while Susie Q. There too, call me whatever just don’t call me late for dinner. That being said I wish our national deficit was less. I hate leaving that whopper to my grandchildren and great grandchildren.

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