Q&complAints #135 : Crawling Around the House

What would you not want crawling around your house?

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. . .here are my thoughts.

What would you not want crawling around your house?

A parasite cannot survive without its host. They’re often a nuisance, constantly sucking from their host’s preverbal teat. They remain incredibly common, though—almost universal. Homo sapiens even choose freely to contract a breed of these little buggers. This species increases in size extremely rapidly at first, slowing their exponential growth relatively soon thereafter. However, they maintain steady growth for decades to come. Hosts struggle for years with the toxic waste products resulting from the parasite’s incessant feeding cycles. Their ability to move from place to place evolves as their life cycles progress. Initially resigned to movement only via the power of their host, they soon develop methods of self-locomotion. At this point, new dangers present themselves. Trust me—you don’t want these creatures crawling around your house! In step with this ambulatory evolution of their life cycle, our growing parasites undergo major audible strides. The noise emanating from them was once an annoying, persistent wail of variant pitches—a soundscape of daily life. These organisms learn and mimic, progressing to a slightly less annoying, but equally persistent wailing: “Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?” Parasitic little humans! . . . Why?!

3 thoughts on “Q&complAints #135 : Crawling Around the House”

    • What happens when you find a bug in the shower? Do you feel dirty as you’re cleaning yourself?

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