Q&complAints #121 : Disgusting Food Combo

What two food items, if combined, would make the most disgusting concoction ever?

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. . .here are my thoughts.

What two food items, if combined, would make the most disgusting concoction ever?

Candy corn and cashews—what a tasty, alliterative combination! Brad—you say—the question asks about a disgusting combo, not a delightful one. You should know my writing well enough after 120 iterations—never expect the answer right up front. I can’t tell you the exact flavor candy corn and cashews create (even more alliteration!), but who needs words when we have taste buds. It’s like the saying goes, “A taste is worth a thousand words.” If forced to describe the experience with a single word, though, it’d be “nougat.” Each fall, when candy corn hits the shelves, my wife grabs a couple bags and mixes them with an equal quantity of cashews. She finds herself back at the store the next day on a resupply mission. It disappears that quick. Candy corn usually doesn’t hit the shelves until the leaves begin changing colors, but it seems that Christmas decor isn’t the only thing creeping into stores earlier each year. Now that your mouth’s watering, let’s see if I can make your stomach churn. The disgusting two-food concoction taking home the gold metal: feta cheese & coconut!

2 thoughts on “Q&complAints #121 : Disgusting Food Combo”

  1. Liver and onions. Wait too many people like liver need onions so maybe liver and cottage cheese or liver and mayonnaise. I love the onions with homemade Italian bread but I can not stand the liver.

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