Q&complAints #120 : Cause Insanity

What would make a peaceful person go insane?

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. . .here are my thoughts.

What would make a peaceful person go insane?

The infamous Ohio State University football coach, Woody Hayes is credited with the phrase “Three yards and a cloud of dust.” You’d find your team at 4th & 1 an awful lot, but go straight down the middle for 3 yards every time and the stadium would run out of room to hang all those Championship banners. It’d be an insanely boring way to play, though. An even boringer [that should be a word!] style to watch. Let’s say the Cleveland Browns applied Woody’s strategy. On every play, Baker Mayfield handed the pigskin to Nick Chubb, Kareem Hunt, Andy Janovich, or any other player I’ve never heard of. Fans would get sick of hearing the announcer describe the same play over and over:

  • “Chubb straight down the middle for 3 yards.”
  • “Another north-south carry by Janovich for 3 yards.”
  • “Hunt gains 3 as he powers through the line.”

Even a generally peaceful Browns fan would go insane watching this brand of football. Then again, they might trade their sanity for a Lombardi Trophy. But they’d undoubtedly go insane each time the announcer said the ball-carrier ran north-south. FirstEnergy Stadium is situated east-west.

9 thoughts on “Q&complAints #120 : Cause Insanity”

  1. Brad you did all of the above. As far as I know you may still do some of them. What do you say Phoebe. We still love you though.Now I’ve seen Frankie Nd Baron turn around and stare at you, especially when eating. We still love them. You teach them right from wrong so if a child doesn’t behave it is partially the parents fault. I would have loved a grand baby even if he acted like his Daddy
    . Just saying lol

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  2. I don’t hate kids. I love them. Just can’t stand parents who don’t know how to control them or respect others dining experience. Our friends daughter when she was young and they were going out to eat would ask “is this a dining experience or are we just going out to eat”. She knew a dining experience meant she had to behave.

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    • This is also the same little girl that when she got scolded for doing something wrong because her friend did it her mother asked her “if your friend jumped off a bridge would you follow and jump too?” At which her daughter answered “I don’t know, how deep is the water”.

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  3. Drives me insane that you guys hate kids. They are so cute. The badder they are the cuter they are. Don’t you guys know you were little and cute at one time.

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    • Yeah, but we grew up. And we don’t hate kids . . . yeah I checked with Phoebe. Hate is way too strong of a word.

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  4. Haha. As a Browns and OSU fan that would drive me crazy. A screaming child in a restaurant also would drive me insane.

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