Q&complAints #091 : Great Tabloid Headline

What would be a great tabloid headline?

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. . .here are my thoughts.

What would be a great tabloid headline?

Let me introduce those of you who don’t yet know, to Search Engine Optimization (SEO). It’s a set of criteria allowing webpages to get a higher placement on search engine results. You want your site’s links on Google’s 1st results page because only 7.75% of people advance to the 2nd page of results. The best headlines—since tabloids are mostly accessed on the internet these days—would use SEO to get its link to the top of as many searches as possible. The clicks start rolling in. Google then drives your content to even more and more people. With each click, you make money via advertisements spread across your pages. Readers are bombarded with so many ads that some page’s content is virtually unreadable. Often, the content is simply incomprehensible garbage—a killer headline with no substance to follow. But honey badger don’t care. Neither does SEO. It’s all about those clicks. The more clickbaity a headline, the closer to the pinnacle of the results page those algorithms place it. It’s all about manipulating SEO to rake in those coveted advertising dollars. Today’s great headline:

Jan 6th UFO Sighting Stimulus for Condo Collapse.

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