Q&complAints #089 : Picture on $1,000 Bill

Whose face should be on the $1,000 bill?

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. . .here are my thoughts.

Whose face should be on the $1,000 bill?

The Race to end all races. Every competition of the upcoming Olympics combined, pale in comparison to the Space Race between Russia and the United States. A competition of pride, prestige, superiority, and power. A Race the likes of which we shall never see again. At least that’s what I thought until I read this chyron on CNN about a week ago:

BILLIONAIRE BRANSON HEADED FOR SPACE ON JULY 11,
NINE DAYS BEFORE BILLIONAIRE BEZOS LAUNCHES JULY 20

A nation’s pride, prestige, superiority, and power on the world stage this is not. A dick-waving contest between two of the world’s richest men, this most certainly is. I say whichever billionaire gets to space first must also take center billing on the $1,000 note. The caveat being the loser chooses the headshot. Picture Branson with a finger up his nose. Or maybe Richard postpones his flight, so Jeff ends up immortalized with a Japanese Wagyu Kobe Beef Steak covering one of two black eyes. Regardless of who wins this iteration of the Space Race, either man is wealthy enough to incinerate the other’s likeness countless times to light their Gurkha Royal Courtesan Cigars.

2 thoughts on “Q&complAints #089 : Picture on $1,000 Bill”

  1. I think these two bilionaires need to spend their money helping out some of the very poor in this world. Makes me sick to see them spend money on stupid stuff. I know it is their money but they step on the weak to get to where they are. Anyway, enough about them. I would love to see my picture on a $1000 bill but since I know that would never happen cause I am not flying to the moon. I would love to see a woman’s face. Someone who really has done wonders for the world.

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    • If they ever bring it back, I’d venture it’ll have a black woman on it. Perhaps Harriet Tubman.

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