Q&complAints #054 : Worst Bathroom Ever

Where is the worst place to use the bathroom?

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Where is the worst place to use the bathroom?

The Columbus Crew are putting the finishing touches on a new soccer stadium set to open in a couple months. They’ll vacate what was the first soccer-specific stadium in the nation—at the time a huge deal. Compared to their new stadium, the old one is—technical term alert!—a piece of poo. RFK Stadium in Washington, D.C. was cutting-edge when it opened in 1961. But today, nobody in their right mind would consider it safe to hold a sporting event there. With the introduction of the $1 billion Dallas Cowboy Stadium (AT&T Stadium) in 2009, every other stadium in the nation took a big hit to its ego. Someday in the future it, too, will lose the luster and excitement the $1 billion investment generated. A bigger, more technologically advanced stadium will be constructed by another multi-billionaire, embarrassing the Cowboys into hiding their faces behind the lowered brims of their Stetsons. It’s fine to be content with your successes in the short-term. Do not, however, rest on your laurels for too long. Learn the lesson from RFK Stadium’s demise—currently too dangerous to enter even to just take a piss.

5 thoughts on “Q&complAints #054 : Worst Bathroom Ever”

  1. A bathroom in Europe. Mark’s for your feet on the floor and a hole in the ground. The best part you pay to get in and they ask if you want a receipt. I used the men’s room in France. I paid my fee and the lady pointed me to the men’s room. I went in and did my business. I thought my husband was going to die when I walked out of the men’s room. Oh and bring your own toilet paper and handi wipes for your hands. It’s an experience we must all have once. Makes you appreciate the USA

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  2. Any rest stop or gas station on 95 in South Carolina and Georgia. Enter at your own risk. Another one was the old Browns Stadium.

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    • Or any gas station bathroom where you have to ask for the key that’s on an obnoxiously large key chain.

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