Q&complAints #043 : Interesting Thing in Wallet

What is the most interesting thing you could keep in your wallet?

Post your answer in the LEAVE A COMMENT section below. I’m not the boss of you, though. Don’t write anything for all I care! Either way, it won’t put money in your wallet.
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. . .here are my thoughts.

What is the most interesting thing you could keep in your wallet?

There are some mistakes you only make once. There are others you can make countless times. Wouldn’t it be great if there were a single solution to wrap up both the life changing moments of drunken, lustful exuberance, as well as those numerous, less memorable life-altering potentialities? Wouldn’t it be even greater still if a square of safety—a thin preventer of an 18-years-to-life penance—fit snuggly in your wallet? But don’t put it in your wallet. Place it next to your wallet and keys so you remember it when you leave the house for the night. Or when you leave the apartment you share with 3 other dudes; or dorm; or frat house. Save that expired one that formed a permanent outline in the leather of your wallet for the bro who failed to heed this advice—his girl-de-jour mandating one as a make-or-break part of the deal. Has your mind been impregnated with what I’m erecting? Or are you hard on for what’s going down here? STIfled? Just imagine the interesting things that can result from that condom in (or not in) your wallet.

7 thoughts on “Q&complAints #043 : Interesting Thing in Wallet”

  1. Well I guess this could go along with that. I have a Rh Identification Card dated February 16, 1970. I’m Rh negative and my second baby was Rh Positive. They gave you a protective injection on RhoGam to protect any future children. There were no future children. I also carry Rosary Beads from the Vatican, a bottle of Holy Water and 3 medals of saints. I also carry an acorn but I don’t know which purse it’s in and 10 ink pens.

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      • I have at least 16. All shapes and sizes. After I stuff all my stuff into them they are all misshaped. I just bought a new one. The first thing my husband said was your going to have to get rid of some of your shit.

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  2. I always laugh at young men keeping a condom in their wallet just Incase they get lucky. I would love a get out of a ticket card which is good internationally. Got a ticket in Florence Italy for driving in a bus lane. Who knew!! Caught me 4 or 5 months later. Still have the proof I paid it for any future trips to Italy.

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