Q&complAints #038 : Describe Your Outfit

What word best describes the outfit you’re wearing right now?

Post your answer in the LEAVE A COMMENT section below. I’m not the boss of you, though. Don’t write anything for all I care! But writing something would look good on you right now.

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. . .here are my thoughts.

What word best describes the outfit you’re wearing right now?

People don’t call things outfits, do they? Not unless they’re folks you’d expect to see on Making The Cut or Project Runway. I purchase clothes. Even that’s not completely true. I only purchase football jerseys (soccer, to my American friends), underwear, and moccasins. My mother buys me socks every Christmas, along with a new dress shirt or two. My wife, Phoebe, takes care of dress socks, T-shirts, and the occasional pair of pants. Everything else I seem to get as random Christmas gifts. What I don’t do is buy full outfits meant to be worn as an ensemble. Whichever piece of clothing is on top of its neat, organized stack, gets put on. Total mix-and-match. Anyway, I just so happen to be wearing my favorite suit. In truth, it’s the only one I own. It’s monochromatic—I guess it can be best described as . . . Caucasian. Right now I’d describe it as hairy (I really should take care of that). You’re unlikely to ever see me wearing it outside the house, though. Phoebe quotes some BS about indecent exposure and having to file as a sex offender.

4 thoughts on “Q&complAints #038 : Describe Your Outfit”

  1. Good thing I saw this and answered now vs a few minutes ago. My word or words would have been, hold on please don’t get a mental picture it would be scary, birthday suit. But now I am dapper in my shorts and polo shirt.

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