What should never be on someone’s bedroom sheets?
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. . .here are my thoughts.
What should never be on someone’s bedroom sheets?
TV commercials for certain laundry detergents would have you believe that using anything but their product will leave behind sweat and other bodily fluids on your garments. Some even use the old black light to “prove” this. They certainly aren’t hinting toward the Clinton-esque bodily fluids that you might expect from a 20/20 expose on seedy motel chains. Regardless, none of this filth should remain on someone’s bedroom sheets. Even moreso, you should probably shy away from bedroom sheets with representations of movie franchises. Not least because you’ve long ago matriculated to high school. Imagine you have a full Star Wars set: 1,500 thread count King size Egyptian cotton, hand-signed by George Lucas himself. Top of the line comfort. Further pretend you’ve somehow convinced an IRL human to accompany you (sans financial incentive) from Comic-Con, back to your residence. Despite informing her you want to role-play as Obi-Wan Cumnobi, she still willingly strides into your bedroom. Upon seeing those sheets, she nervously poses the obvious question. A rare opportunity ruined because of your answer: “You know what, I really think Episodes I, II, and III get too much criticism.”
Food crumps.
No snacks in bed. I agree.
Bedbugs
I think we can all agree on that.
Someone besides your significant other.
That’s right. They should be UNDER the sheets, not ON them.
Haha good one.