Q&complAints #002 : Always Looking For

What are you always looking for?

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. . .here are my thoughts.

What are you always looking for?

When someone drops off a prescription at the pharmacy, we ask them when they’d like us to have it ready for them. Far too often their answer is, “Now.” Far too infrequently our response is, “Okay, let me just pull that right out of my ass . . . and here you go.” But I’m always looking to mess with somebody’s head, so on occasion I’ll delve into my rant:

“Well, now is over as soon as you say now—before I even hear it, technically—so that’s not possible. If you really get down to semantics, you’d need to specify if the now you speak of is now as in when you thought to say now, or when now actually left your lips. Or maybe you had the foresight for now to reference those few nanoseconds in the future when the now sound waves entered my ears and got interpreted by my brain. That’d be clever. But not too clever, because now you’re looking at a 2 hour wait.”


5 thoughts on “Q&complAints #002 : Always Looking For”

  1. I’m always looking for my phone or my credit cards in that cave I call a purse. It’s worse now because of Covid. I have so many things in that big cave. Hand sanitizer, disinfectant wipes, masks, etc. I guess a smaller purse with less stuff is the answer. After Covid that will be my project

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  2. Always looking for my phone. I have an Apple Watch which has a button that will ping my phone so I can find it. Usually it is with 10 feet of where I am standing. I am also always looking for a good bottle of wine😛. Sorry not a rant, I am basically a happy person. Just do not ask my sister, Sharon, Deb or Patty, they might not agree with me.

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  3. I’m also always looking for someone to comment. You want to be the first? (Obviously I don’t count.) If you enjoy these, sign up for my email list. I’ll shoot you an email link with each of my posts, or just once a week with all the links. I send all the emails myself, so don’t worry, your email address will never be shared with anyone else or any secondary company.

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