Ned’s 2019 Adventures
December 17, 2019
Ned, well-known for his inability to leave a perfectly wrapped gift alone, was severely disappointed to see the contents of the package. Brad and Phoebe remember Ned’s snooping two years ago and decided to employ Santa’s infamous Trojan Horse. The wrapping of so many empty boxes, and two years of waiting, was well worth it in the instant Ned’s aura changed from childhood wonder to adult reality. That was until—and Ned will deny this—a tear rolled down his left cheek. He said it reminded him of naughty kids that got nothing but coal in their stockings on Christmas morning. He wiped his cheek and opened the rest of them.