Ned’s 2019 Adventures
December 10, 2019
Elves have long been known for their iron stomachs. Today’s occurrence is surely some combination of the following. Ned might be measuring the dimensions of the stocking in preparation for Christmas morning stuffing—a $2.99 app on Google Play then calculates the internal area of 98% of stocking designs for sale worldwide on Amazon and Alibaba. He may be reaching for his hat, fallen from his head and nestled in the stocking’s distant toe. Most likely, though, Ned is expelling the contents of his stomach—a Christmas surprise for Phoebe to discover a fortnite hence.
