Ned & Viv’s Adventures : 12/21/22

December 21, 2022

There are 2 types of People in this world: 

  1. Those who are not afraid of heights, and 
  1. Those who fear the sudden stop.

Even with both eyes still swollen after Monday’s practical joke, Ned could see Viv was in need of a helping hand.  Would she be injured falling from such a height? No. She’d be fine; elves are quite pliable. Would Ned, however, recoup some goodwill by pushing a chair beneath her? That was yet to be determined. But Ned seized this opportunity to potentially kill 2 polar bears with 1 icicle by also getting his biweekly workout in. The answer to your most pressing question, though, is this: regardless of whether it’s twice weekly or every 2 weeks, that’s far too little exercise.   

There may be 2 types of People in this world … but there’s only 1 Ned & Viv! 


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