December 19, 2021
Ned heard rumor from Pablo that Ms. Marianne heard from Elmo that Big Marcus told Candy Jo that Santa’s personal janitor, Antwann, has first-hand knowledge that Santa is pissed about Vivienne’s claims of clobbering him in some sack race. Ned—obviously worrying Santa won’t get Viv anything from the Wish List she sent him—purchased everything on her list. Turns out it’s a good thing Ned completely forgot to mail the letter last week. Shame about wasting all those stamps, though. Ned must now hope nobody finds out he ordered from Santa’s nemesis: Amazon. His brazen disregard of the Elf Union Mandates of 2018, could see him severely punished.
