December 17, 2023
Never one to miss the opportunity for a pun, Ned’s opening pick-up line began: “Owl tell you what ladies …” That was the last thing Viv heard before the box was sealed.
Pink & Pretty Barbie believed she was holding Viv hostage, but a little time to herself in complete silence was more than welcomed by Santa’s helper. During this confinement, Viv wouldn’t be tortured by Ned’s constant flatulence while remaining lady-like and holding her own gas in as she had during this year’s arduous trip down from the North Pole. Plus, she could change into Barbie’s spare pants on the rare chance a fart turned into a shart. After a solid nap, Viv did begin to wonder exactly what Ned and those other two hussies were up to.
Roaving eyes
Seduced, perhaps!?