December 15, 2022
There are 2 types of People in this world:
- Those believers who don’t question the facts as they’re told to them, and
- Those sceptics who strive to uncover the real truth.
Santa, always cognizant of health and safety, overnighted care packages to his elves around the world. Everyone has heard of Stamps.com. How is it they can offer rates lower than those found at the post office? Stamps.com claims to be based in El Segundo, CA. Anagram lovers will quickly see that El Segundo, CA can be rearranged into Gonde Clause. (Gonde is slang for an extremely gullible person.) Ned attempts to convince Viv of his conspiracy theory that Santa has secretly expanded into the shipping biz. Furthermore, Ned believes it’s only a matter of time until Mr. And Mrs. Clause expand into artificial intelligence robotics, putting him and Viv out of jobs, with nothing but this box as a home and that note for a blanket.
There may be 2 types of People in this world … but there’s only 1 Ned & Viv!