December 13, 2025
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Two elves mathematically prove meaning of “67”: How Santa delivers all gifts in a single night

Taking inspiration from The Big Bang Theory (Viv’s favorite sitcom of all time), along with The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy books, Ned and Viv work some mathematical magic. Extremely disappointed to learn about the lack of respect paid to Rudolph, they nearly abandon the project completely. But their discovery is too important not to share with the world.

As can be easily determined by handwriting analysis, Viv does all the writing. However, Ned claims to be—in his words—“The Idea Man.”

While arguing excessively about who was most instrumental in reaching their breakthrough conclusion, the pair fail to notice a call from the Nobel Prize selection committee.

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