December 9, 2023
M&M’s aren’t the only ones to experience vasovagal syncope at an unexpected Santa sighting. Granted, it is a bit odd that one of Santa’s own elves would be so excited or anxious as to unceremoniously hit the floor. Upon regaining consciousness, Ned explained the reasoning behind his fear for Santa’s safety. Last night, Viv had laid the groundwork for her little prank, telling Ned all about the shrunken head traditions of indigenous groups in the Amazon rainforest. Viv subsequently apologized for her little prank, reminding Ned this was nothing compared to his practical joke last year—forevermore known as “The bottle cap incident of 2022.”
