December 7, 2021
Ned is like a proud papa displaying family photos of his daughter to her new boyfriend. Except this scenario has Ned as both papa and daughter, while the boyfriend has long ago been bored to sleep. This picture was from that day in 2018 when Santa allowed the infamous North Pole puppy to visit the Heffron residence. Ned found out the smelly way that Santa was incorrect in the pooch’s purported housebrokenness. For hours, Ned has been too preoccupied with visions of himself to be cognizant of Viv’s snoring—choosing instead to interpret her rhythmic inhalations as acknowledgements of pure enjoyment.
