December 1, 2025
As has become customary upon Ned and Viv’s arrival at the Heffron residence, rest is of the utmost importance. Thus, no word yet on this year’s mode of transportation from the North Pole. Travels must have been quite arduous and tiring, though; they slept right through their massages.
Brutus—along with being a hairstylist—happens to also be a world-class massage therapist. After lighting a candle and incense, the nut lotioned up and worked his magic. All this despite his extensive, exhausting antics just two days earlier during Ohio State’s victory against That Team Up North. There’s no way Brutus would miss another chance to spend time with his pals, Ned and Viv—even if they were effectively unconscious.
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