December 1, 2024
Ned & Viv are back! Upon arriving in the wee hours of the morning—not wanting to wake us on the 8th anniversary of his maiden arrival—Ned quickly penned a note. Proofreader, Viv, was obviously exhausted as well after their long jounney [sic].
Some might rightfully argue that the basement bedroom—newly furnished (with vintage furniture) and newly decorated (with dinosaur ancestors)—is for the birds at a nightly rate of $79.99 plus $24.99 resort fee.
Yet, no Yelp review could say more about the comforts of the accommodations than a photo of Santa’s hard-working elves still sound asleep at 3:51 p.m. Ned & Viv will surely be up and about within a couple days. They’ll be ecstatic to learn that the combo of Triple “E” and Friends & Family discounts get them comped for up to 4 weeks.
Glad Ned and Viv are back. The bedroom is very beautiful and very comfy.
… and how about that Friends and Family rate?!