Ned’s 2019 Adventures

Out of the claustrophobic confines of yesterday, with the wonders of fresh air bathing his lungs, Ned feels a workout is in order. Weighing in at a lean 9 ounces—sans hat—Ned’s tire flipping progression is nothing to sneeze at. A heavy round of coughing after the first tire was flipped, however, seems inevitable in retrospect. Exercise, a healthy diet, mental health in general—all areas Ned has neglected over the years. This in spite of the North Pole’s excellent HMO, with low deductible plans, and focus on preventive healthcare.