December 5, 2025
The mystery of the much needed December 1st massages becomes evident as Ned and Viv recount their transportation from the North Pole. Their magic hats got preferential treatment inside the large tomes, while Ned demonstrates how cramped he and Viv were inside the smaller books.
Viv was incredibly hungry the entire trip. Ned’s sciatica shot burning pain down his extremities. When asked why they lugged all four books here from the Old Worthington Library, Ned and Viv went into some endless banter about their history with late fees.
Who knew the North Pole Elvin Library even did interlibrary loans?