December 22, 2024
Ned & Viv finally got their his work done. Viv spent the time devouring books—her favorite being The Princess and the Pea. From a towering inbox to a tower of mattresses, such is the elevated status of Santa’s cherished elves. In case you’re wondering—and I know you are—Viv didn’t sleep well at all. Her insomnia was less the result of her being a princess, though, and more due to the overwhelming stench of urine.
