What is the stupidest male name?
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. . .here are my thoughts.
What is the stupidest male name?
I recently met a dude with the first name Bradd—that’s right, DD. You’re probably thinking that’s the only name stupider than Brad. You’d be wrong! Chad and Todd are both objectively stupider than Brad. (Maybe any name ending with the fourth letter of the alphabet automatically has a higher likelihood of utter stupidity.) Truthfully, an argument can be made that Bradd is actually far superior to Brad. Hopefully the reason why is already implanted in the front of your mind. In case it’s not, I’ll bust out a silly sidewinder of an anecdote in support of my claim. When I say my name is Brad, people often hear it as Brett or Brian. I’m sometimes tempted to say, “It’s Brad, like a bra with a D-cup.” I think this mnemonic is the tits—each time someone hears my name, they’ll imagine a 32D bosom right there on my chest. Now imagine if I tell some dude, “It’s Bradd, like a bra, size DD.” He’d idolize my name, perpetually visualizing 36DD! Thus, the magic of Bradd. Although not enough magic that I wouldn’t feel like a huge boob legally changing my name to Bradd.