Q&complAints #014 : Waste of Time

What is the biggest waste of time?

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. . .here are my thoughts.

What is the biggest waste of time?

The sport of football is too soft. They now call a receiver running across the middle, a “Defenseless Player.” He sure as hell knows guys are trying to tackle him, and he’s got pads over most of his body—he’s anything but defenseless. But if you hit him in certain ways you’ll get ejected from the game for “Targeting.” What a silly-ass rule. You need to hit that dude so hard he releases the ball and his bowels. If he returns from the locker room in a fresh pair of drawers, he’ll still stink of fear the next time he runs a route anywhere near you. Since you can’t tackle like that anymore, though, playing cornerback or safety is pretty much the biggest waste of time. They have to be borderline polite these days: “Well done #13! That was a fantastic catch. However, I hope you don’t mind, as I will be attempting to tackle you presently.” Defenders have to be more careful than a college dude at the end of a 1st date: “May I kiss you on the mouth, with tongue, for an extended, but not inappropriate, amount of time?”