Who would you love to have living next door?
Post your answer in the LEAVE A COMMENT section below. I’m not the boss of you, though. Don’t write anything for all I care! Tell me what you really think about your neighbors; don’t worry, they won’t read this.
. . .here are my thoughts.
Who would you love to have living next door?
The GOAT: Lionel Messi. There’s a lot of caveats here, though. First off, if I lived in a house near the best footballer the world has ever seen, Messi would not be said to live next door to me. I would live next door to Messi. The big dog takes precedence: T-Swizzle isn’t Travis Kelce’s girlfriend; the tight end is Taylor Swift’s boy-toy. Messi would be the top dog in any neighborhood he lived in. I also don’t particularly want to move to Miami, where Messi currently plies his trade. Not least because his yearly property taxes are about a quarter of my current home’s value. But if you were to offer me, say, a $25 million home for free—sign me up! I’ll worry about that minor issue of taxes later. When Messi moved into his 10,500-sq.ft. residence in the private, gated community of Bay Colony, his neighbors’ home values soared instantly. One local claimed the value of his $20 million mansion skyrocketed to $45 million because of his new, world-famous neighbor. Messi—the greatest footballer ever. Perhaps in retirement he’ll become the world’s greatest real estate magnate as well.