Q&complAints #110 : Never Done With Parents

What is something you have never done with your parents?

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. . .here are my thoughts.

What is something you have never done with your parents?

What a terribly vague question! I’ve never picked up a hitchhiker in Northern Canada while traveling across the Great White North with my parents. Nor did we later eat the unfortunate traveler’s liver with fava beans and a nice Port. I swear. Wasn’t us. Fresh liver goes so much better with Port than Chianti. Or so, we’re told. We’ve never even had Chianti. I’ve also never skydove skydived went skydiving with my parents. I’ve never gone skydiving, period. But if I had gone with my parents, or do go with my mother, I’ll be sure to ask her a much less vague question than the one above.

Hey, Mom. Say the chute doesn’t open properly and your backup fails, too. Would you try everything you could to slow your decent and give you a tiny fraction of a percent chance of surviving? You know, try to land on your feet, ultimately breaking every bone in the lower half of your body? Live the rest of your life in excruciating pain? Or would you undo your helmet and dive headfirst into a guaranteed, but ultimately painless death? Have a good jump!