What is the best occasion to throw a party?
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. . .here are my thoughts.
What is the best occasion to throw a party?
We’ve been locked in our homes for over a year. Separated from friends and loved ones, masked whenever we must venture out. Each vaccine entering an arm inches us that little bit closer to venturing out freely, reacquainting with friends, maybe even hugging a complete stranger. The next party you throw will be designated: “14 Days Since Fully Vaccinated Celebration.” Invite all your family and cohorts. The key stipulation, of course, is they, too, meet the criteria that’s in the party’s title. Instruct them all to bring their COVID-19 Vaccination Record Card. You’ll supply the plastic, horizontal name badge ID card holders. That single piece of cardstock holds so much sway. Display it proudly, like a 16-year-old does their first driver’s license. Their first real driver’s license. Fakes there may have been in the past, and fakes there will surely be in the future. As with a driver’s licenses, so, too, with a COVID-19 Vaccination Record Card. It’s been a long time since the ratification of the 27th Amendment. I propose the 28th specify the extent of ass whooping allowed upon discovery of the presentation of a forged Vaccination Record Card.