Q&complAints #573: Can’t Get Enough

What do you not eat enough of?

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. . .here are my thoughts.

What do you not eat enough of?

I love bananas.  My wife and I eat bananas regularly, but never really get to eat enough of them because of our dogs.  Frankie and Baron also love bananas, so we must give them each a slice or two every time we consume one.  They’ll hear a banana rip from the bunch, and rush to the kitchen.  We’ve begun employing fake coughs and sneezes as we dislocate a finger (the name given to each banana) from its hand (a group of 5-ish bananas).  Because of this, anytime I hear an obnoxiously loud cough or sneeze, my Pavlovian response is to salivate for 80% of a nanner.  I imagine if a physician told me to turn my head and cough, I’d also fancy a banana.  That situation could get really weird, really quick!  You can stop wondering why I haven’t been to a doctor in more than a decade!  I believe the solution is simple (for the dog problem, not the doctor issue): we need to rip each finger from its hand before bringing them into the house.  Then, simply open the phalange slowly from its distal extreme to prevent that loud snapping sound.     


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