Ned’s 2019 Adventures
December 5, 2019
Ned’s Skype with the Big Guy centered on a revamp of North Pole awareness. Santa expressed his concern that children are losing belief in him at an alarming rate. Polls concerning the Pole show a conversion to non-believers averaging eight months younger over the past decade. Ned was personally selected to be among the dozen elves to upload photos of their daily lives to Santa’s official Facebook page. (Ned is convinced his haircut was the catalyst.) Many would argue that fishing has nothing to do with the festivities surrounding Christmas. Perhaps this is why Ned was not given Santa’s lucrative Snapchat password.