Ned’s 2019 Adventures
December 1, 2019
Ned is back at it, wasting little time in his hunt for adventures. No time even to ditch his scarf, much needed during his travels from the North Pole. How exactly he managed to screw the lid onto the container—not to mention the air supply issues—may remain a mystery for the ages. How he was able to come about a “Help” message, however, is not. Santa roundly suggested Ned keep the very sign stored securely within his hat. The Big Guy went as far as writing it himself. A rarity; penmanship being traditionally relegated to elves convalescing from on-the-job injuries.
