December 5, 2024
Let’s be real—Ned & Viv aren’t exactly here for the traditional “snoop on children and send a report back for Santa’s list” rigamarole. If they want to spend days in bed catching up on all their favorite Disney+, Max, Hulu, Peacock, and Paramount+ shows, so be it. Not Netflix, though! A major benefit of this gig is escaping the blasphemous cold of the North Pole for a few weeks each year, so Ned & Viv—in their infinite naivete—have vowed never to risk the dreaded “Netflix and chill.”
Ned’s naivete extends to his belief that Viv wouldn’t cheat when laying him 50-1 odds that she could—as she so perfectly worded it—“Suck up more sprinkles than you can.” At least Ned got breakfast for his $20.
