Q&complAints #215: Much Better Hot

What is much better hot than cold?

Post your answer in the LEAVE A COMMENT section below. I’m not the boss of you, though. Don’t write anything for all I care! Won’t you serve me up a hot comment on a cold winter’s day?
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. . .here are my thoughts.

What is much better hot than cold?

While passively viewing some Women’s Olympic hockey the other day, I looked up from my computer to see an American sitting all alone in the penalty box. Beneath her name was written:

Hooking—2 Minutes

I’d like to invest a few valuable words to admit I’m not proud of what instinctively popped into my head. I know you’re understanding enough not to judge the lizard part of my brain too harshly. Plus, I can’t be the only person—male or female—to have made the same dastardly connection. And, in my defense, I only see Women’s hockey televised for 2 weeks every 4 years, so the association hasn’t become normalized. Almost immediately, prostitution puns with hockey undertones began flooding in:

“Yeah, but I paid for the whole hour!”

Try getting it prorated.

“Two minutes in the box? I’d like 2 minutes in her box.”

Like I said, lizard brain . . . not proud.

“Much better to be naked with this hot body, than alone in that cold box.”

The IOC distributes free condoms to all Olympians—110,000 (37 per athlete!) at PyeongChang 2018. Makes sense. Winter Olympians need to warm up somehow.

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